Via the Dave Barry blog:

http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/4616610/detail.html

Some thoughts:

* Is it just me, or does calling the website "The WBAL Channel" give anyone else headaches?

* The only slip in the article when "it" wasn't used as the pronoun:

Don't tease Jerry, though. The crab already managed to escape once and went crawling after Johnson's wife, pinchers outstretched, when she uncovered its hiding place.
"He's not a timid crab," Johnson said. "He's very aggressive."

There's probably a deep meaning to that somehow...