"Wolf, this has to be a serious blow to Remy, considered the front-runner going into tonight's contest. Remy's handlers were counting on the previous best-in-show wins to project an aura of inevitability around the standard poodle. But Uno's campaign, stressing his position as an 'honest dog' -- the dog next door, if you will -- touched a strong populist chord..."
Seriously, congrats to Uno. And I wouldn't be too surprised if one of the networks actually handled it this way -- or will in the wee hours -- complete with graphic showing the blinking checkmark next to Uno's name and picture...