- 18:12:55: This time for sure. Freeze warning for #Waco tonight, with a forecast low of 22.
- 19:39:18: "Radioactive rod," "missing package" — the jokes just write themselves... http://bit.ly/gImiua
- 22:02:37: OK: Quetta shopkeeper impersonates Taliban leader at talks, gets thousands from MI6 to keep negotiating. ...So when's the movie coming out?
- 22:38:48: FLASH EDITING HELP REQUEST: Anyone know where you hyphenate "Yeonpyeong"?
- 23:22:46: Proof of what your mom always told you: A watched bridge never falls... http://bit.ly/bWJWxo (at least WGN has a sense of humor about it)
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