Music: "Rattlin' Bog," traditional
CHORUS: Hey-ho, the cold-care aisle, the aisle down in the drug store, oh
Hey-ho, the cold-care aisle, the aisle down in the drug store, oh
And in that aisle, there is a shelf -- a fine shelf, an allergy shelf
A shelf in the aisle -- the aisle down in the drug store, oh CHORUS
And on that shelf, there is a rack -- a fine rack, a spring-loaded rack
A rack on the shelf, and the shelf in the aisle -- the aisle down in the drug store, oh CHORUS
And in that rack there is some wrap -- some shrink wrap, some plastic wrap
Some wrap in the rack... (etc.) CHORUS
And in that wrap, there is a box -- a fine box, a cardboard box
A box in the wrap... (etc.) CHORUS
And in that box, there is a bottle -- a fine bottle, a plastic bottle
A bottle in the box... (etc.) CHORUS
And on that bottle, there is a cap -- a fine cap, a childproof cap
A cap on the bottle... (etc.) CHORUS
And 'neath that cap there is a seal -- a fine seal, a safety seal
A seal 'neath the cap... (etc.) CHORUS
And 'neath the seal there is a wad -- a fine wad, a cotton wad
A wad 'neath the seal... (etc.) CHORUS
And 'neath the wad there's antihistimines...
SPOKEN: Aw, crap, all this has given me a headache...
LAST CHORUS: Hey-ho, the pain-drug aisle, the aisle down in the drug store, oh
Hey-ho, the pain-drug aisle, the aisle down in the drug store, oh
