* Is it just me, or does calling the website "The WBAL Channel" give anyone else headaches?
* The only slip in the article when "it" wasn't used as the pronoun:
Don't tease Jerry, though. The crab already managed to escape once and went crawling after Johnson's wife, pinchers outstretched, when she uncovered its hiding place.
"He's not a timid crab," Johnson said. "He's very aggressive."
There's probably a deep meaning to that somehow...